Show 52: One Just Like The Other

So they say, but who are they anyway, someone who doesnt know you, or someone who says the can feel what your doing but cant quite get it? or just the latest piece of shit to be led aside by their own ignorant discoursions and think they know what makes the world goes round and whatever gravity you pull doesnt weight to shit compared to the arse fuel that comes out of their mouth on a daily basis,,, well... i dont know, what are you asking me for, m ore booze i say and the answer will present itself, but what the fuck are you meant to do about it , being painted into a corner by your own discoursions you need to rise up and find a record player and let your track selections light the way, but what if its busted and no matter what you do, switching the needle, clicking the button extra hard and turning it on and off, nothing will will fix it and instead of giving the people what they want/need a dose of heavy gauge vinyl printed in the golden years of heavy fuzzy rock'n'roll you have to settle for an impromptu playlist from the ever massive vault of tracks that is stowed on the mp3 in the mighty foobar, no not fubar, thats incorrect its foobar, we are professionals goddammit, not some skinnywinking fartknockers from an earlier timeslot on another station, only the best last minute selections shall you find on the dune, and so i digress...

DO you have any idea how many bands are called brutus, i tried to reserach these guys and came up with a shyzenload in the end i cant remember which country was the one we cranked, but i reckon it was probably the best one you could find,,,, oh me oh my how good riffin was that, check them out by using the track name as the guiding tool and get into them, really good stuff right there if you ask my big toe/

am pretty drunk right now, tried my best to get into the espy to see deep street soul but to no avail, goddammit i wish i could blame the bouncers and their steel cap hating haircuts, but i did come prepared this time with sneakers.... for sneaking, but eneded up being at a bar in north melbourne just up on errrol st from the corner of victoria, and i was walking past trying to make my way south and heard the mighty tones of sabbath being cranked and thought i cant just walk past a bar of such a mighty DJ and will give them the respect they deserve by sharing a beer with me, stubby of melbs for 5 bucks, pretty good in this day and age i reckon, so i stuck it out in there for a few rounds and soon realised midway through war pigs that it was somesort of sabbication niught and it would continue for a while yet so i sucked it up and rocked to the opening of paranoid and decided that was good enough exit music and walked out beer in hand fist in other, destination espy. awaiting the tram i noticed a busker playing some creedance so i approcahed to enjoy the brew and a bit of tunes when i hear the crunching sound of the number 57 tram rumbling past, oh no, now your fucked, pretty sure thats the last train or tram or whatever and then you know you got a journey ahead of you, sadly the certainty arose i would miss my fabled esy gig , but maybe it was for the best, maybe the gods intervened unto my quest for st kilda destruction and swayed my path towards a hopefully more grandiose 2am pony adventure... but pony was dead and realised options were hitting an all time low,

so anyway you'll never guess what happenned next?!?!?!?

and then a few hours later i find myself here writing a blog, wowjesuscrikey such an amazing finale ot a night, you just never know what gonna happen when you just allow the wind and the night to take you away, one day i will get the muster to describe to an unwilling listener but that day is not today....

this is normally the part where i talk about the show but you can see it for yourself below, let us know if you'd like a free hook up to an audio stream of out programming for legal over the net listeing that we wont go to jail for, or worse still, get kicked off air and kill the greatest radio station known to man, and the worst blog know to man too.

see yas at black angels in a few hours duderinos...

Pyrior - Janitor
Brutus - Hey Mama
Micah P Hinson - Sunrise Over Olympus Mons
Jason Simon - As I Went Out One Morning
The Black Angels - The Sniper
Baptism Of Uzi - Strange Cousin
Monster Magnet - Ego, The Living Planet
Russian Circles - Geneva (Playing Sep 8th @ Corner Hotel)
Deep Street Soul - Crate Diggin
Cookin On 3 Burners - Gravel Rash
Tom Jones - Puppet Man
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Ramble Tamble
Grand Funk Railroad - Sins A Good Man's Brother
Sons Of The Ionian Sea - STC
High School Janitors - Flesh For Currency
Black Space Riders - Lonely Space Truckin Man
Crystal Caravan - Blue Blues

Show 51: Ok, Now I'm Hungry

One band that is playing all weekend is tumbleweed, so why not play some tumbleweed, celebrate the imminent arrival of the black angels with a dose of what you will get in either sydney or melbourne legs of their tour with tunes from their chosen supports for each leg of the tour, QOTSA, they used to be ok now they suck 'nuff said.... and a dedicated song about a crossbow wielding jerk going out to the hoods from vermont....

tune in next week for a round up of this weekends partying and gigs attended with the extra special community cup report on its way

see youse next time.

Mars Red Sky - Strong Reflection
Ethereal Riffian - Beyond (The Search)
Sons Of The Ionian Sea - Children Of The Apocalypse
Tumbleweed - Daddy Long Legs
Tumbleweed - Jupiter
The Laurels - Black Cathedral
Beaches - Eternal Sphere
The Black Angels - Yellow Elevator # 2
The Flaming Lips - Worm Mountain
Mogwai - Batcat
Ween - Big Jim
Big Brother & The Holding Company - Easy Rider
Stevie Wonder - You Met Your Match
Queens Of The Stone Age - Avon
Queens Of The Stone Age - How To Handle A Rope
Queens Of The Stone Age - Regular John
Iggy Pop - The Jerk
High School Janitors - Kingsway
Edgar Broughton Band - Mommas Rejects (Keep Them Freaks A Rollin)

Show 50: Holy Shit Batman!

A bevvy of new tunes this week and some great gigs over the weekend to prelude with some cracker tunes for your thursday night. Adelaideans VanCleef are providing the goods and have renewed my faith in what that city has to offer after a weekend of being stranded in the adelaide abyss, there was a highlight of being able to put a channel Ten reporter in his place of the lowly scum journalism that he is aspiring to, then to spite me these poison tongue dictators of popular culture on commercial television stole my funny taking the piss out of the town and volcano lines to use for their own intro's and then edited down my rant to be that of a loser ignorant stoner, now thanks a lot for that channel ten but i take offence to being portrayed as ignorant, at least i think i do, no what am i saying of course i do, but fuck it nothing really matters although it did add a fair bit of fuel for the show this week, with cooking and various other means looked into to get out of town, albeit drab for the average listener to hear but i reckon john and kurt would jump at turning it into a screenplay called escape from adelaide - snakes not on a plane... , aha now take that! as if someone whos ignorant wouldn't come up with that brilliant crossover or maybe it would take someone whos igonorant to get there in the firstplace.... but anyway, you got it right?>,,,, right? think you can find it at Monday 13th June episode of 7pm project if interested (It's at the end of the first segment).

I spoke to someone after the gig of ruins alone and captain kickarse and the awesomes and other great melb acts and got nothing but rave reviews, was pretty dissapointed that i bailed on it to spend the night covered in fake blood and getting my throat sliced open repeatedly, but you gotta make the most of it when a Hi Def camera is yours to utilise for the night, more explanation of this will follow soon hopefully..... stay tuned

Dont you just wanna kick rod stewart in his fat nose then shove your steel caps all around inside his mouth until all his gold fillings become embedded into the leather and you get yourself a nice brand new pair shiny goldcap shoes???

Anyway played some early stewart in the faces before he found the 80's and became a total dick, then moved on to being a sinatra wannabe and then married some chick 44 years younger than him! alright maybe that is kinda rock'n'roll, but he aint so he can go get stuffed.

The mammoth Caveman of bass Scott Reader has been getting his hand in on producing some fine bands of late and the newest production effort is a great example of fresh talent with a steady calisced up hand guiding them to greatness, Automatic animal are just that, and we filled it out with a couple of others from scott readers library of producing credits to make it this weeks 3MDR - Murder Radio, triple homicide, three killer tracks!

and there were heaps more great topics discussed but to round out the blog explain the following playlist, i had my dogs sitting at home hearing their masters voice in stereo all night so to quell their freaking outness of how i managed to get inside the speakers we cranked some doggy tunes to keep them happy...

And another big thanks to the highschool Janitors for doing yet another synched recording of a brand new track from the patch based on a topic given at the shows beginning and gotten to us before its end, always good to get the freshest of music straight from the strings and skins to your radio speakers, thanks again to all and see ya next week

Jeff The Brotherhood - Hey Friend
Van Cleef - Outrider + Hurricane Funk Reprise
Captain Kickarse & The Awesomes - Street Corner Mormons Dancing On Their Goat Feet
The Toot Toot Toots - Curses
Sun Sheperd - Sherbrooke Fortress
The Faces - Had A Real Good Time
The Faces - It's All Over Now (Live)
Black Math Horseman - Origin Of Savagery
Blaak Heat Shuuja - The Pest
Automatic Animal - When The Thinny Howls
Fu Manchu - Hot Doggin'
Van Cleef - Ghost Train Dog
High School Janitors - The Yes Men
Ufomammut - Stardog
Volume - Walkin The Dog

Show 49: Zombie Octopus Slayer

An off the cuff show but sadly when we don't get organised you the listener suffer with dead air and in this case metallica, but it was all a part of the months theme, and unfortunate cueing of tapes, where we discussed another band that used to be good and as time has grown they have somehow gotten worse. feel free to submit requests for next weeks artist where we play some quality older shit for nostalgia before they managed to die in the arse, if your thinking QOTSA then your on the right track, so get your ideas in dudes.

alright im filling in the story to this blog a little late this week as after our show i went out west to the land of South Australia, spent a few days on a farm trying to encourage chickens to lay eggs, and drove a tractor and ate a lot of meat, as you do on a farm i guess, but then came back to not so radelaide and found out about another fucking volcano blowing its top and fucking up all flights in and out of adelaide so here i am stranded in the boringest city you could imagine, spose it wouldnt be so bad if it was summer but its cold and if it wasn't for coopers being rife i would be going stir crazy over here... Minimum chips is 4 bucks and when they say minimum they mean it, a shitty tiny brown bag and dont even think about dimmy's... they charge over a dollar for your regular run of the mill cat'n'rat brand of dimsim i can't even get my hands on some descent south melbourne buck fifty efforts, though over here it would be $3 i reckon, but on a side issue, as if you didnt think there would be one, i reckon people should stop having a go at the sth melb dimmies, aparently theres a big uproar over the son of the guy making them on the cheap now and they aren't any good, but i guarantee you wont find a better one anywhere else, not even bell st mall heidelberg, in fact stay well away from bell st mall heidelberg, not a good place... anyway to get back on track after that, whatever that was, yes I went away for weekend and missed some seriously good gigs, thats two weeks in a row i have bummed out on some weekend gigs, HOSS are on the scene again and in their honour we played a 3MDR MurDeR radio, triple Homicide of 3 killer tracks, and the Nation Blue break up reunite welcome back fifteen year anniversay tour, check their myspace for the funniest promo vid EVER!!... but on top of that the mighty river of snakes are still breaking through onto the melbourne scene and were nice enough to send us their 2 track 7 inch, (burnt onto CD...) we must be a somewhat official professional show these days to be getting bands sending us their shit, and not to mention the shows closer the Highschool Janitors doing a hour and a half recording during our show and forwarding the track for a play at the very end, it doesn't get more live and interactive than this, so tune in next week for another installment from the Hills very own, Micawber Tavern Destroying Janitors...

Cooked up a crazy Macgyver Meal this week with some ginger, black bean, fish sauce, oytster sauce, lemon, oil, worchestichire marinated octopus, wasn't the best thing i have ever eaten but worth doing to see some freaky undead octopus action in a fry-pan, not for the un-romero hearted...

New live album by the Melvins was cool, i hope to listen to more of it this week, and special cudos goes out to all who skipped Iron Maiden to see the Melvins at soundwave this year, was one of the best sets of the day..

And it was International Slayer Day, a day for all metal heads, i hope you celebrated


Eat Lights, Become Lights - Test Drive
The Black Lips - Family Tree
The Nation Blue - National Anthem
River Of Snakes - Wrecking Ball
Bakelite Age - Walkin' In My Shadow
Shawn Lee - School's Out
Mushroom River Band - Free
The Melvins - Star Spangled Banner (Live)
The Melvins - Boris (Live)
Hoss - I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend
The Sonics - Boss Hoss
Peeping Tom - Hoss No
Giant Squid - Revolution In The Water
The Night Terrors - Existential Revelation In The Circle Pit At Slayer
Slayer - South Of Heaven
Metallica - Orion
Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls
High School Janitors - Fuck This I'm Going To The Pub To See If Anyone Has Some Pot, Call Me When You Finish If You Like
Langfinger - Slightly To The West

Show 48: People People's People People's People's

New chunky goodness was played this week with a short dedication to local live two pieces and we began pilot the june month of bands that started awesome and got horribly shit almost instantly after fame it them with some cool tunes from aerosmith. We know there is heaps of potentials for this but we only offer the creed of selection to those that carried the true originality and inspiration to then go on to Label fuelled giving up on what the sould of rock'n'roll is about so stay tuned for next weeks surprise shitkicker for the month

Macgyver meal this week for anyone interested was an accidental use of Johnny walker in a fry pan instead of oil, so an attempt was made to make the most of it and fry an egg to have a real mans scotch egg. came up alright and if you leave the yolk a bit runny you do get a nice warm viscous yolky scotch flavour that would make any alco perk up at brekky time

but it was a real tough week here at the june with more self discovery than a trashy 90's film, but we came out on top and all we have to say is people's people people's and get the fuck up and suck up your nuts so their ready for another kicking, coz thats what life has on offer for us all, yep even chicks, but fuck it, hopefully i'll be stronger for it, its hard to be honest with yourself sometimes and come out of your perfect fantasy world and hold off on being a melloncollie piece of meat, but if you can do it then congrats and hopefully find something bigger and better on the next groove of lifes giant record....... some would say i've gone retarded and shit and pretty boring and hopefully the dune will re-discover its passion for rock, and they'd be right. and hopefully its just around the corner on another mountain top where grass is greener and the chicks are leaner, nah just looking for a rhyming word there, prob not a good choice coinsidering things, but whats blurted in this blog always stays , no editorialising, not because we're purists more because we are lazy and know if you interrupt the flow then it be losin its mojo. yep thats right more inexcusable rhyming no escape unless you close the page but fuck it i don't care, we already got your hit and now we passed 2000 , yeah thats right suck on that mr. mattty boom batty and your rants from the ranch,,, sitting pretty at 1,816 or some lame less than 2000 figure, baahahaha.

Zombi - Time Of Troubles
Thee Oh Sees - A Wall, A Century
Digger & The Pussycats - Cars & Guns
Hotel Wrecking City Traders - Massoli
Boris - My Neighbour Satan
Boris - Dyna Soar
Karma To Burn - Forty Seven
End Of Level Boss - Mouth Of Hats
Hangnail - The View
Mammoth Volume - Dervishong
Deep Street Soul - Riot
Natural Yoghurt Band - A Broken Rose
Wo Fat - Holy War
Aerosmith - Make It
Aerosmith - Write Me
Jimi Hendrix - Bleeding Heart
Led Zeppelin - Misty Mountain Hop
The High School Janitors - Text & Stab
The Rolling Stones - Monkey Man