Thursday, May 19, 2011

Show 46: Dog Salami & Liberal Party Jerks

New Earthless and vocals reminiscent of their amazing cover cherry red, though rarely heard in earthless' music was a healthy compliment to their style of kickarsenessesness and we look forward to more rockin earthless with rockin vocals, why not, i mean how come a lot of other bands can't seem to get it right, you know what i mean dont ya, the way it just gets so rocking and grooving and fuzzy sexiness then all of the sudden some dooche starts singing about his tiny dick and how daddy helped produce his album and all of the sudden its gone, we have reached that point of it no longer being in the branding of the monster that is stonerrock and its almost changes the whole tone of the band, you no longer appreciate what was done in the instrumental opening aqnd it now feels like a generic rock progression with no licks trips or tones to keep it crazyawesome, and you realise your listening to triple J. Anyway i kinda lost what my point was here, ah fuckit, so what did we talk about this week. we got into some soulful vniyl which is always fun to spin but a bit tricky when doing radio and only having the one turntable, so some quick flipping of frisbees was required, whilst all were treated with the respect they deserved, and let it be said don covay is pretty fuckin cool, never really knew much of the guy till we came across his tasty album and it was pure entertainment.

I cant believe we voted that dipshit bailleau into leadership, he's a complete knob jockey cocksnot slurpin doorstop. thats all i have to say about that, you know who you are thats responsible for this and you should be ashamed, but then again those wise enough to venture to this page i would doubt are of the dickhead persuasion so never mind. and now tony abbots aparently ahead and next in line for the top job, what the hells going on i ask??

Back to what this show should be about and thats the music, we got the chance to play some cool new aussie artists this week and highly suggest checking them out if you ever see thunderous sun-shepard or Yis or winterrun in town and the boys from NSW known as AVER provide some very nice tunes for us and we await their decent upon the melbourne scene with beer'ed breath.

can't forget this weeks 3mdr, murder radio, triple homicide with 3 killer tracks, this week they all went out to the world of irresponsible in a world of their own retarded trophywhores who enjoy their tunnel vision while driving these 4WD that are purely built for road use and have never been into 4WD mode and so thus they have no need/requirement/purpose other than to harm injur and kill other people on the road and their property. yep , that'll do

and black angels, hell yeah, i'm gonna sort mine next week, fingers crossed theres still some left, but get your tickets dudes, click the link below....

And stay away from salami, not only is it made from dogs, but all processed meats and red meats in general have finally been irrefutably linked to Bowel Cancer just this last week, (google itfor you know it to be true) but hows that for an informative blog,,,, this just got real fuckers.

yeah something about all the crap that goes into those salamis, i mean you get these mediterranean mofos sitting on a hill counting their sheep eating fancy cheeses and all sorts of salamis pastramis and dolmadis and living till 99 but thats beacuse they just make it up and eat it fresh from the cows stomachlining sacks that they wrap it in, but read the wrappers of what they put in the shit in the supermarkets to make it last that long, this is the stuff that the bloody cockroaches will have to eat after nucleear fallout its that processed with shit! its probably the only way we can inevitably kill the cockroaches, with bowelcancer from the shitty surviving salami's..... do they even have bowels, and from what i know they are pretty good little dudes actually, they eat up dust and dont deserve the reputation they got endowed with from shitty films like starship troopers 2 and 3, yes go the original... would you like to know more?..... no good? nope... napoleon? nup no good..

yeah not good all round really... eat fresh kills thats my motto, but i reckon my classic pizzas will still have to have a bit of the old Don Hot for that tang factor that you just cant do without fuckyeah now i'm hankering for some wheat free hot out of the oven bowlcancer with goatscheese mm mmm.

btw cheers to the olds on thier USA adventure, hope your kickin it on route 66!!


Earthless - Woman With The Devil Eye
Danava - The Illusion Craves
Yis - I Wanna Go Home
Winterun - Wishes Were Fishes
The Rolling Stones - Route 66
The Rolling Stones - Little Queenie
Otis Redding - Day Tripper
The Bar Kays - Soul Finger
Don Covay - The Boomerang
Aver - Acid Rain
Sun Sheperd - Track 4 (or 'The High Side, or 'Puffing Billies')
Monkey 3 - Bimbo
On Trial - Driver
Dixie Witch - Makes Me Crazy
The Black Angels - Entrance Song Buy Your Tickets For Their July 2nd Gig Here
Spiritualized - Soul On Fire
Urania - VII

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